l\.\ ron\ hubbard

l\.\ ron\ hubbard
1. (L. Ron Hubbard) (1025↑, 87↓)
Quite possibly, the greatest conman ever. See [Scientology]

Why Mister Tom Cruise, the evil aliens are attacking your brain. Give me the Porsche 928 from Risky Business and I'll see what I can do.

2. (L. Ron Hubbard) (608↑, 76↓)
a satanic religious pimp who was quoted as saying''If you ever want to make a whole lot of money, start your own religion'', straight up.

You are the enlightened beings,Im so proud you all have ''cleared'' all these obstacles. After all this world is all about the spiritually elite, said L.Ron Hubbard, the satanic pimp.

3. (L. Ron Hubbard) (468↑, 75↓)
Conartist that wants ppl to believe that they're infested by evil alien souls, and that should pat big money to have them kept at bay... luckily, only desperate/gullible losers and retarded celebrities believe him. Deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.

"oops i failed my math test... hmm what would L. Ron Hubbard say?" *points at sky* "DAMN YOU XENU\!\!\! DAAAMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUUU\!\!\!\!\!\!"

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4. (L. Ron Hubbard) (363↑, 39↓)
The greatest con man on the face of the earth. Founder of [scientology], a religion based on donating money to gain eternal happiness. As much bullcrap as this really is, millions of people all over the world already belong to this scam, makin Mr. Hubbard a very rich man. It is completly pointless to hate L. Ron Hubbard for scamming so much people; instead, hate all those dumbass Americans (such as John Travolta, Tom Cruise, etc) for falling victims to the most idiotic yet successful scam ever. Fuck it, they deserve to get conned for being such idiots and actually believing that an alien name Xenu ruled the galaxy over 65 million years ago.

L. Ron Hubbard is the greatest con man in the world thanks to all of his idiot followers. My role model, ladies and gentlemen.

5. (L. Ron Hubbard) (275↑, 33↓)
Lafayette Ronald Hubbard is the founder of Scientology, and perhaps the greatest genius to have ever lived. Not only has he tricked millions of people into believing his bogus science, but he actually has them /paying/ to raise their rank within the church, and learn more of its secrets. Hubbard is, perhaps, the greatest con-artist in the history of mankind

Tom Cruise is a fucking dumbass. Scientology is the greatest scam ever. L. Ron Hubbard, you are a genius

6. (L. Ron Hubbard) (255↑, 46↓)
Quite possibly the cause for everything corrupt in this world today.

"If you want to make a lot of money, start your own religion" - L. Ron Hubbard

7. (L. Ron Hubbard) (213↑, 75↓)
Quite posaily the stupidest man to ever live on the face of the earth. Invented Scientologly. A terrible cult like reiligon. That belive lord Xenu put alien souls inside of you. The only way to get them out is with the e-machine AKA (tin cans).

L. Ron Hubbard was kicked at of all countrys he tryed to excape to.

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8. (L. Ron Hubbard) (129↑, 17↓)
a seller of "blue peter" style lie-detectors, a tin-can recycler of the worst kind, a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics), a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager), a dopey dead dude.

I am totally bankrupt, she blubbered, For the cash that I kept in the cupboard, Was sent to the stars by some men in flash cars Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.

Author: Patrick_not_a_username http://l-ron-hubbard.urbanup.com/1807398
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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